"Yeah...I came home from work one day and there was a grand piano in our living room...then he proposed to me."
“I gave somebody a lap dance, but they didn’t count it because they were standing.” “It was just so much fun watching everyone do these things...” -Random loud talking woman
“It’s a safer space inside my head now. I can just sit still.”
"I have a large vocabulary. I should use it! ... I am very intellectually smart."
“Where did you want me to put these video files on the server?” “…Into the video folder…inside our group folder…” “Okay, I’ll put them in there.” “...Thanks…”
“I’m more worried about Mom than you Dad. You have no problem making decisions.”
“Ali Baba, man I haven’t heard from you in ages! Damn! Ali Baba and the forty thieves… You just got out of being locked up?...I am lucrative as far as business is concerned…”
"Thanks so much dude! That super helps!"